Charlie Sheen Wants to Make Mila Kunis a Goddess

Charlie Sheen Wants to Make Mila Kunis a Goddess

Charlie Sheen Wants to Make Mila Kunis a Goddess Fresh off of her hot “Black Swan” performance, Mila Kunis has been offered the role of a lifetime — although we hope she takes a pass on this one. Kunis is the latest apple of Charlie Sheen”s crazy eye, according to RadarOnline.com.

At the Columbus, Ohio stop on his “My Violent Torpedo Of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option Tour,” Sheen began his campaign to secure Kunis as goddess number three in the Sheen fun house.
“Here”s the good news,” Sheen said of Kunis. “My goddesses have already f**king approved her. She”s pre-approved!” Sheen said.

And what exactly is the warlock”s plan to bed the Russian import Stalk her Facebook page, determine her “Likes,” and purchase every last one of said likes. Sheen wouldn”t even mind if Kunis got a case of jealousy over Sheen”s two other goddesses, Bree Olsen and Natalie Kenly.

“I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis,” Sheen said. “If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t , trust me, you”re still f**king winning, you”re still winning at that moment.”

Scattered within his vocal Kunis pitch, Sheen had more than a few goddess applicants in the audience — according to Radar, many female audience members were flashing Sheen throughout his performance.

But shifting away from his sex life, Sheen ended on a note of materialistic encouragement.

“Do me a favor,” Sheen pleaded. “Go buy a T-shirt. I don”t have a f**king job.”

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