I Don’t Even Know Miley Cyrus Anymore

I Don’t Even Know Miley Cyrus Anymore

I Don’t Even Know Miley Cyrus Anymore

I Don’t Even Know Miley Cyrus Anymore

A long time ago, Miley Cyrus used to be a budding young artist who always performed her own vagina diddles. But apparently she pays backup dancers to do it now because she’s “Hollywood,” to which I say, what the fuck, Miley? It supposed to be about the diddles! I hate you! *takes out slam book, writes “Miley has a squirrel face” over page dedicated to why Kristen Stewart doesn’t deserve Robert Pattinson, crosses arms* Showed her.

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George Clooney Dumped Elisabetta

George Clooney Dumped Elisabetta “Why did I make-a his orange juice wrong? Stupido, stupido!” Less than two weeks ago, Elisabetta Canalis was quoted in an Italian magazine that she’s going to marry George Clooney which was more than he needed to bring this story to its inevitable ending. (He would’ve also accepted: It’s Wednesday, and … Continue reading

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Rihanna Slams Report Admitting She Provoked Chris Brown into Hitting Her

Singer Rihanna slammed a story by MTV Canada based on a tweet, supposedly written by the singer, regarding Chris Brown and the night he attacked her. E! Online is reporting that RiRi slammed MTV Canada on a story they ran which quoted a tweet from Rihanna”s official Twitter page, allegedly from the singer, where she admitted she provoked Chris Brown on the night he attacked her. The tweet said, “I admit it. Continue reading

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Katy Perry’s in Rolling Stone Again

Katy Perry’s in Rolling Stone Again And now for something completely non-depressing: Those. Katy Perry appears in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, and it looks like she actually took my advice to heart from last year’s spread which is entirely how I’m going to read this and justify honking her breasts if I ever … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian X-Rays Her Butt: It’s Real! (VIDEO)

Kim Kardashian X-Rays Her Butt: It’s Real! (VIDEO) Kim Kardashian has back…and it’s all natural baby! Kim’s famous booty was the speculation of some bored blogs that her butt was totally fake. In Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim and Khloe go on a mission to prove that isn’t the case. “Hey … Continue reading

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Selena Gomez V. Miley Cyrus — Who Was The Better MuchMusic Video Awards Host?

Selena Gomez V. Miley Cyrus — Who Was The Better MuchMusic Video Awards Host? Selena made her first major hosting appearance June 19 at the MuchMusic Awards, but was she as good as Miley last year? Selena Gomez took Canada by storm June 19 as the actress and pop star hosted the 2011 MuchMusic Video … Continue reading

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Is Jen Aniston Stealing Angelina"s Mistressing Moves?

Is Jen Aniston Stealing Angelina"s Mistressing Moves?

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Justin Bieber knocked down

Justin Bieber Attacked By Man in NYC Justin Bieber was tackled and knocked to the ground by a man who jumped a barricade outside Macy’s in New York this afternoon. “He literally tried to attack him,” said an eyewitness. On the ground, Bieber was heard saying, “What? What?” Bieber was described as “startled and shaken … Continue reading

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Report: O.J. Simpson Confesses to Murder of Ex-Wife Nicole Brown Simpson

Report: O.J. Simpson Confesses to Murder of Ex-Wife Nicole Brown Simpson O.J. Simpson has reportedly admitted to the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson in 1994. Simpson confessed to a producer for Oprah Winfrey, and he will reportedly repeat the confession to Winfrey during a televised interview. Several news outlets are citing the National Enquirer with … Continue reading

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Michael Lohan: "Forget Jail, Lindsay Needs Rehab"

After testing positive for alcohol while under house arrest, Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to return to court Thursday morning for violating her probation terms. And, right on time, Lohan”s media regular father, Michael Lohan, is speaking out about his daughter”s inability to stay on the straight and narrow or surround herself with positive influences Continue reading

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